Date a girl who dates you. Date a girl who dates. Date a girl who goes on dates. Eat dates. Eat figs. Date figs. Fig dates. Date a girl who farms dates. Date a girl who feeds you dates. Date a date.
how to seduce me:
- deposit 5000 dollars in my bank account
- dont talk to me
Let’s remember, Jesus was a Jewish man of color, born homeless to an unwed teenager, who spent his formative years as an illegal immigrant before returning to his home country to hang out with twelve men, prostitutes, and socially untouchable tax collectors while he taught a radical social doctrine of equality, love, and forgiveness that included paying taxes, free healthcare, and the sharing of resources within a community.
canon Jesus is better than fandom Jesus
George R.R. Martin is ruthless - every death in the Game of Thrones series is tabbed
Monowi, a town of Nebraska - WTF fun facts
Is this animal crossing
wait but can we talk about how badass this lady is
sometimes a giant turtle swims by too!!!!
im so happy this exists
"No you fool!! You could fall!!"
WHY IS THIS THE MOST ADORABLE THING THAT I’VE EVER SEEN
Little cat is saving her human^^
I’ve never seen a bigger cry for help in a man’s eyes.
*puts shoulder on son* Hand.