when ur alarm goes off on a school day and you just
Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.
If you’re ever lucky enough to find a girl who is a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind, you should hold onto that. Because she’ll be yours at two in the morning and at two in the afternoon the following day. She’ll kiss you where it hurts and until it hurts. And that’s important. Someone who not only knows how to turn you on but also knows how to treat you right is someone worth a little something… and a little more than usual.
hey guys its fall u know what that means
only gotta shave when ur gonna get laid
When I am with you, there is nowhere else I’d rather be. And I am a person who always wants to be somewhere else.
White people asking me questions about my turban (part 2)
Why his white dude bro voice on point tho. Lmao.
I wake up each
more of you.
First, it was your
lips, then it was
your hands, now
it is your heart.
Now, it is always