my english teacher is totally hot and today he told me in front of his entire class that he thought i was the funniest person he’s ever met and i said “funnier than your wife?” and now i have detention
"People are perfectly happy to see women as sex objects, but the actual biology of our bodies is apparently gross and unmentionable."
- Our Bodies, Ourselves.
me at the end of the school day
"I coulda dropped my croissant"
THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE VINE
is that devito?
this is the baby I was talking about. it’s too new
I want whoever did this babies eyebrows prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law
Yes, I would like a baby goat loaf, please
Brought my cousin with me to my parents house and now my dad’s making him vacuum the entire house because my cousin said it was a womans job to vacuum and clean
no one knows how i really feel